



Monster God
If we browse the Bible we soon realize that God is extraordinarily fond of
the death penalty, of penitence, sacrifice, vengeance, spilling of blood and
suffering. First he drowns his own creations with a great flood, later he
even sends his own and only son to earth to suffer torture and a slow painful
death. Is this something a benign and loving God should do?? A really good
almighty deity would certainly find a far better way of dealing with human’s
“sins”, a solution without death and suffering.
Many liberal Christians see this obvious irony, but instead of facing the
consequences and discard this Monster God on the garbage heap of history,
they try to transform the Monster God according to their own personal ideas
of how he should be. Cruel, harsh but at the same time loving and just –
in other words: a completely absurd deity.
Original Sin
Instead of blaming the one responsible, the Creator who obviously did a lousy
job and created man with a lot of faults and shortcomings (according to Christian
thinking), Christianity instead blames man himself. Christianity actually
blames a fictious woman in a fictious garden who ate a bite of a fictious
apple of knowledge. An apple God placed in the garden, so Satan (in the shape
of a snake) could temp God’s fresh and gullible human creations. As
an all-knowing God he, of course, knew in advance that they would give in
to this temptation. He had created them with “free will”, mind
you.
What kind of stupid ridiculous nonsense is this?
All mankind is condemned because of this, and in dire need of Salvation.
We are all supposedly born as “Sinners”, we are full of “Sin”
even before we can consciously formulate a thought! Because of some apple
nibbling, the son of God had to magically fly to earth in person and sacrifice
himself. All because of a fictious couple (Adam and Eve) who never existed,
in a fictious garden ate a fictious magic apple placed there solely to tempt
them. This is the very holy foundation of original sin, and the reason we
all need Christianity’s blessed “Salvation”.
This is complete and utter rubbish!!
So, if we choose to ignore the completely fictious story of Adam and Eve (and
who takes that one seriously?), both original sin and the need for salvation,
evaporates. Hey presto! So, it is only if you seriously believe that the Garden
of Eden story is hard historical facts, you should be in need for Christianity’s
blessed salvation (and maybe a quick visit to the doctor to check your head).
Originalsinisis vulgaris
Christianity is like a quack who tells you that everyone is born with a terrible
disease called “originalsinisis”, and it is only the
quack’s special treatment arrangement that can help. The problem is
that you first become cured after you have died, - first then will the quack’s
treatment work. But until then you must follow the bizarre treatment arrangement
your whole life.
The treatment arrangement consists of making you have a constant feeling of
guilt, encourage you to not use your brain much, shun everything resembling
rationality and reason, suppress your natural sexuality and most important
of all: believe blindly and without question all the crazy old stories the
quack is telling you. It also helps to once in a while eat a little human
flesh and drink a little human blood at the quack’s fancy high lofted
clinic.
The disease ”originalsinisis” has however no physical
symptoms whatsoever, and is completely unknown for real world medicine. Another
suspicious thing is of course that the quack's medical reference book is two
thousand years old and maybe not completely up to date.
If you suspect that ”originalsindisis” really is just
a fictious nonsense-disease, and therefore choose not to follow the quack’s
strange, retarding and often expensive treatment, the quack threatens you
with that your body will be burned. However, this will first happen after
your death, and since cremation is a fairly common funeral practice nowadays,
this is actually not a very intimidating threat.
Since the quack in a no credible or convincing way can prove that “originalsinisis”
exists, or even is probable at all, there is no reason to follow his absurd
treatment scheme either, and the chances for a far happier, richer, lighter
and more fulfilling life increases dramatically.
(c)
R.L. Børsheim
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